Happy Ever After

Hi, today is a perfect day... the sun is shinning ... there are no sunspots on the sun, according to NASA... so we are having a wonderful weather (cosmic weather, in fact). Here in my country the weather is too good, it should be rainning more often... yes you guessed ... we are having a terrible drought, but this is not the Sahara, no sir, this is the famous pampas with grain up to our necks, cows everywhere, sheep, pork, licking at our boots, sleeping in our bedrooms ! Wow... that was a few years ago... now... Well, lets talk of something else, shall we?

CFK and her consort of bullish advisors (not for being savvy guys but for being bullies !) have come to the conclusion that this country is entitled to save the world ! Yes sir ! We people of the southern hemisphere (note: I will never disclose which country I am living in, but you are clever enough to guess, I guess !) are so brilliant that the next century will have its north in the south ! And all thanks to CFK and her penguin husband. Yeah... they are both Patagonian and then some... but to save the world from there... better said from here to there, there is a greater distance than to the next sale at Macy's (let me know if I'm wrong).

Anyway, the world shall be saved by a bunch of gladiators storming into Wall Street and cashing on the bull in front of the building. These guys have been preparing themselves like Navy Seals only better... because, you know what? They are the ones the CIA, the FBI, the NSA, the Mossad, Interpol and all the security agencies combined have been looking for since who knows when... and mind you they are the best in town... yeah... because they know nothing about the countryside, they are city dwellers, city junkies, who can crack into anything, be that a PC, a Mac or a Big Mac (especially the last one). And these people are being hired by Mr Penguin (not the Batman one, or maybe I'm wrong,... never mind...). He is offering not just a salary or a payment for their services but a big stake of the cake (one of the 500 that Lady Diana Spencer did not even give a bite when she visited the Patagonian Welsh about 10 years ago. But that's another story).

In the mean time President Bush is laughing his head off after all those fulls in Congress voted his financial bailout. You know... we won't be better off with that... so start crying because when the storm rages in full you won't have timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......................